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Aug 14, 2011 15:02:32 GMT
Post by Hugh on Aug 14, 2011 15:02:32 GMT
Eatin' and nappin'
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Aug 15, 2011 0:27:20 GMT
Post by skabbygirl on Aug 15, 2011 0:27:20 GMT
Braggin n tryin not to lie....
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Aug 15, 2011 7:47:26 GMT
Post by roddy byers on Aug 15, 2011 7:47:26 GMT
Flaggin ,n, tryin not too die..
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Aug 16, 2011 1:05:58 GMT
Post by occupation on Aug 16, 2011 1:05:58 GMT
You can hear, my Tiger walkin'
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Aug 16, 2011 15:27:20 GMT
Post by roddy byers on Aug 16, 2011 15:27:20 GMT
And a bugie a squawkin!
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Aug 16, 2011 23:22:39 GMT
Post by skabbygirl on Aug 16, 2011 23:22:39 GMT
Love the flaggin n tryin not to die.....that's a hit single right there Saggin n tryin not to cry
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Aug 19, 2011 1:00:14 GMT
Post by occupation on Aug 19, 2011 1:00:14 GMT
Squeeky Squawky was a parot And Squeeky Squawky was he He squeeked and squawked
And squawked and squeeked And drove the squirrels nuts Then one day
A poacher came And had Squeeky Squawky For his tea
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Aug 19, 2011 14:50:43 GMT
Post by roddy byers on Aug 19, 2011 14:50:43 GMT
Brill you shud get that sung on X-Factor*
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Aug 22, 2011 0:39:55 GMT
Post by occupation on Aug 22, 2011 0:39:55 GMT
I'll Factor X it moiseelf. Here y'arrr. "What we've done is we've had a look your lyrics and we've come up with these improvements to make it more suitable for our younger viewers. Instead of Squeeky Squawky, we've put Oooodle Oooh. Oooodle Oooh was a parrot. Well instead of parrot our brilliant writers have changed it to love to give it more puke factor. So what we've got is Oooodle Oooh my love. Then the next line to make it rhym we put I love my Oooodle Oooh. And the third line is er... Oooodle Oooh. As for the squirrels we know our audience would be totally confused. We certainly are. And we can't have poacher for political reasons, but if you wanted, you could have poached egg. Then one day I had poached egg. Oooodle Oooh, Ooodle Oooh. We feel this slight alteration will kill everyone turning this song into a real number one world chart buster for ever. All we've got to do now is find a bog soaked toilet roll for the backing track and I think we've got something."
Then I woke up, or went to sleep I don't know which. Maybe I died and went to Hell, or maybe this is Hell, I don't know.
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Aug 22, 2011 3:59:36 GMT
Post by Hugh on Aug 22, 2011 3:59:36 GMT
Let's eat
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Aug 22, 2011 8:33:54 GMT
Post by roddy byers on Aug 22, 2011 8:33:54 GMT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Aug 22, 2011 17:02:57 GMT
Post by Hugh on Aug 22, 2011 17:02:57 GMT
Poooh
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Aug 23, 2011 7:29:36 GMT
Post by roddy byers on Aug 23, 2011 7:29:36 GMT
Smells..
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Aug 23, 2011 10:56:54 GMT
Post by phillyj on Aug 23, 2011 10:56:54 GMT
played poo sticks in a river on holiday, was fine until some of the locals complained that we should really be using the toilets...
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Sept 1, 2011 7:44:15 GMT
Post by roddy byers on Sept 1, 2011 7:44:15 GMT
Do you know where my Porta loo is?
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