I'll Factor X it moiseelf. Here y'arrr. "What we've done is we've had a look your lyrics and we've come up with these improvements to make it more suitable for our younger viewers. Instead of Squeeky Squawky, we've put Oooodle Oooh. Oooodle Oooh was a parrot. Well instead of parrot our brilliant writers have changed it to love to give it more puke factor. So what we've got is Oooodle Oooh my love. Then the next line to make it rhym we put I love my Oooodle Oooh. And the third line is er... Oooodle Oooh. As for the squirrels we know our audience would be totally confused. We certainly are. And we can't have poacher for political reasons, but if you wanted, you could have poached egg. Then one day I had poached egg. Oooodle Oooh, Ooodle Oooh. We feel this slight alteration will kill everyone turning this song into a real number one world chart buster for ever. All we've got to do now is find a bog soaked toilet roll for the backing track and I think we've got something."
Then I woke up, or went to sleep I don't know which. Maybe I died and went to Hell, or maybe this is Hell, I don't know.